Matt Keough's Blog

It’s the last day of November
and the world seems at an end

We need a new beginning
Salvation He will send

Our joys here are fleeting
We hope Advent will renew

Prepare our hearts, oh Father!
We’ve put our trust in You

It is Tuesday night of Turkey Week

and I’ll admit my willpower’s weak

Soon politics I won’t be discussing

for in my mouth the feast I’ll be stuffing.

The humble hole punch
turns 131 today
Google celebrates

Google Doodle of a hole punch, seriously.

Tribe wins 100!

Tito and crew are awesome

One thing left to do

Late summer morning
I hear drums from the high school
Time keeps marching on

Post office, 12 Noon
Sign says “Customers Only”
You park and get lunch

Here are alternate versions:

Post office, 12 Noon
Sign says “Customers Only”
He parks and gets lunch

-or-

Post office, High Noon
Sign says “Customers Only”
You park and get lunch?!

There are many more reasons. The best? Bacon is delicious.

Charlotte’s Web is overrated & Ms Piggy is insufferable https://t.co/w8mGPXfSP9

— Matt Keough (@MattKeough) June 29, 2017

Ice cream truck in the rain
No children want to to brave the showers
Your melody does not entice them

A national day of donuts
might bring dieters woe.
Forsaking moderation,
in my belly they will go!

It is Monday, yes
National Haiku Day, too
Count your syllables