Let me write a haiku just for you!
I’ve written many haiku poems, on many subjects.
But there is one problem. I have only written them about what has interested me.
This leaves you, dear reader, feeling a little neglected. Fortunately, I have a solution.
I am now a poet for hire! For the low price of $17 (USD) I will write an original haiku just for you on a topic of your choosing,
Make it an even $20 and I’ll print it out and sign it!