An early phone call
The battery must be dead
I have the cables!
Category: Humor
Shivering Spring in Ohio
Spring is springing
The birds are singing
It is a sunny day
But the temps remain frigid
This March lamb is timid
and can’t scare that lion away!
Bad Valentine’s Day Poetry
Roses are red
So are some apples
You’re hooked to my heart
Like a fish on a grapple
Roses are red
Some apples are green
In the orchard of love
You’d be my queen
Pistachios are nuts
and you’re nutty too
I wouldn’t be salty
To be mixed up with you
Wahoo’s Lament
The tribe will retire their chief
It caused the Commish too much grief
That red smiling face
was deemed a disgrace
Now half the fans have a beef
PETA asked…they started it.
There are many more reasons. The best? Bacon is delicious.
Charlotte’s Web is overrated & Ms Piggy is insufferable https://t.co/w8mGPXfSP9
— Matt Keough (@MattKeough) June 29, 2017
National Donut Day
A national day of donuts
might bring dieters woe.
Forsaking moderation,
in my belly they will go!
Birdbath Breakers
Wind howling today
There are waves in the birdbath
We have surfing birds
Winter Apparel
Winter apparel
Snow pants worn commando style
Snowballs are melting
Testing her bronze mettle
Kim Kardashian
Paris spray tanning crisis
A dark day for her
Tents Moments
The rain continued
Pelting the nylon rain fly
We are dry inside