Eat breakfast daily
Life’s too short for stale Pop Tarts
The toaster’s your friend
A Christmas Story Haiku
A decoder ring
Be sure to drink Ovaltine
Just a lousy ad!
Spectator Sunburn Sunday
Blue sky Sunday sun
Watching baseball, first base side
Half my face is red
Taxing Haiku
Completed the forms
We signed all the paperwork
The check’s in the mail
Content Marketing Haiku
Content Marketing
The audience must be served
“Meh” just won’t cut it!
WordPress update
New WordPress version
Coleman’s hitting the right notes
Music to my ears.
Haiku for Ugly MLB Headgear
Home Run Derby caps
The worst baseball caps ever
I can’t bear to look
The ugliest headgear in the history of baseball at any level. If my son’s coach proposed this I’d pull him off team. https://t.co/aIySESw6O8
— Matt Keough (@MattKeough) April 13, 2016
Northern Mockingbird
Northern Mockingbird
Flashes of white as you fly
Seen, not heard, this time
Disney Musicals
Disney musicals
I have not seen all of them
No plans to change this
Twitter Advice in Haiku
Ignore angry tweets
Stop with the crying M. J.
Disregard the eggs.
