Life is far too short
Time is not to be wasted
Take a chance on love
Category: Haiku
Haiku for the letter Q
We have fifty states
Some are difficult to spell
Never use a Q
An elephant haiku
Vacation is near
You must remember your trunk,
says the pachyderm
Haiku for sleepy people
Poor insomniacs
Sleep will always escape you
Just like free range sheep
Piano Haiku
Please don’t play “Chopsticks”
Your audience with thank you
They’ve heard it before.
Haiku for a college football star
Big man on campus
Letter jacket worn with pride
Do not peak too soon
Ice Fishing Haiku
Auger through the ice
Drop a baited hook and wait
Fish in your shanty
Zebra Stripes Haiku
The zebra has stripes
Obviously black and white
No, they’re not subtle.
Honeybee Haiku
There is quite a buzz
Honeybees dropping like flies
How can we fix it?
Kazoo Haiku
Hear that kazoo song
One thousand ducks are jealous
Your voice is splendid