Humor – Matt Keough's Blog

Shivering Spring in Ohio

Spring is springing
The birds are singing
It is a sunny day

But the temps remain frigid
This March lamb is timid
and can’t scare that lion away!

Roses are red
So are some apples
You’re hooked to my heart
Like a fish on a grapple

Roses are red
Some apples are green
In the orchard of love
You’d be my queen

Pistachios are nuts
and you’re nutty too
I wouldn’t be salty
To be mixed up with you

The tribe will retire their chief
It caused the Commish too much grief
That red smiling face
was deemed a disgrace
Now half the fans have a beef

There are many more reasons. The best? Bacon is delicious.

Charlotte’s Web is overrated & Ms Piggy is insufferable https://t.co/w8mGPXfSP9

— Matt Keough (@MattKeough) June 29, 2017

A national day of donuts
might bring dieters woe.
Forsaking moderation,
in my belly they will go!

Wind howling today

There are waves in the birdbath

We have surfing birds

Winter apparel

Snow pants worn commando style

Snowballs are melting

Kim Kardashian

Paris spray tanning crisis

A dark day for her

The rain continued

Pelting the nylon rain fly

We are dry inside

There was a guy turning fifty

He thought half a century seemed nifty

In his mind he’s still young

Full of mischief and fun

But his aging body is iffy.