Bed bugs bite at night
NBA stars are bit, too
Hilton OKC
Category: Poems
Haiku ex cathedra
One chair is special
It is called a “cathedra”
The seat of Saint Pete!
Haiku for a megacorporation
Some folks love Disney
The best ever, they all say.
I’m not enamored.
Haiku for a shattered vodka bottle
Drinking and driving
Threw your bottle in the street
We swept up your mess.
New Android flavor
Update on my phone
Android Marshmallow OS
Phone is still working.
Haiku for our youngest
Happy Birthday, son!
You are eight years old today.
We love you Tommy!
Day and night in February
Sunshine melts the snow
Sun sets and the cold returns
Dark skies are coldest
Haiku for a snow day
Wet snow falling fast
Superintendent fretting
School buses won’t roll
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There was no school today because a wet snow fell right about time for the buses to leave the garage. We didn’t get much snow and it was not bitter cold.
Evergreen Grammys Haiku
Watching the Grammys
It’s a bit of a freak show
Like every year
Valentine of the unromantic literalist disdainful of obsolete technology
Roses are rose
Violets are violet
Yo momma’s so old
she used a Palm Pilot.