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Vacation is near You must remember your trunk, says the pachyderm
Poor insomniacs Sleep will always escape you Just like free range sheep
Please don’t play “Chopsticks” Your audience with thank you They’ve heard it before.
Big man on campus Letter jacket worn with pride Do not peak too soon
Auger through the ice Drop a baited hook and wait Fish in your shanty
The zebra has stripes Obviously black and white No, they’re not subtle.
Oh hazy city! Land of riches, choked up roads and open dreams. You are a
Don’t engage in naughty things, your parents wouldn’t like it. For every single phone that
There is quite a buzz Honeybees dropping like flies How can we fix it?
Hear that kazoo song One thousand ducks are jealous Your voice is splendid