Category: Haiku

An elephant haiku

Vacation is near You must remember your trunk, says the pachyderm

Haiku for sleepy people

Poor insomniacs Sleep will always escape you Just like free range sheep

Piano Haiku

Please don’t play “Chopsticks” Your audience with thank you They’ve heard it before.

Haiku for a college football star

Big man on campus Letter jacket worn with pride Do not peak too soon

Ice Fishing Haiku

Auger through the ice Drop a baited hook and wait Fish in your shanty

Zebra Stripes Haiku

The zebra has stripes Obviously black and white No, they’re not subtle.

Honeybee Haiku

There is quite a buzz Honeybees dropping like flies How can we fix it?

Kazoo Haiku

Hear that kazoo song One thousand ducks are jealous Your voice is splendid

Five Days Haiku

You are five days in Are you still resolved to change? Habits do die hard

Guitars Haiku

Six strings. Make them ring! Strum the chords upon the frets Don’t get out of